ana, 23, br. used to make gifs, now bangtan obsessed.

Your Fave Is Problematic: Tyler Hoechlin Edition

howlnatural:

• wears Reactions lenses on the red carpet at a movie premieres supporting his girlfriend
• rubs his beard off fans’ faces while posing for photo ops
• doesn’t get innuendos about his foot size
• wears knee-high tube socks like he’s about to show up for college volleyball practice
• writes passive-aggressive tweets about little league baseball umpires
• obnoxiously chews gum while appearing on stage at convention panels
• doesn’t know his own eye colour
• is embroiled in a year-long embarrassing photo feud with former castmate Colton Haynes
• loves the Cheesecake Factory
• left his role on a once-loved TV show because he felt like his character was being objectified too much
• once posed with Tardar Sauce, AKA Grumpy Cat at the MTV Movie Awards when he was supposed to be working
• only knows/wears one fashion designer (Spoiler, it’s John Varvatos)
• talks to dogs in public
• huffed about having to wax his chest until his employers gave in and let him grow it out
• possibly owns an old-fashioned curly-cord phone
  
• goes bird-watching with his dad
• once cried while watching a fan-made birthday video for him
• took instagram photos of sunsets for like a year
• proudly paid a parking ticket after he got too drunk to drive home and abandoned his car
• brings up Dylan O’Brien’s acting ability at any given opportunity, even if nobody fucking asked
• blushes with his ears
• used to do a backwards peace-sign in every photo until someone told him it’s obscene in some parts of the world
• does a peace sign in every photo
• takes gratuitous selfies trying to peddle his charity t-shirts for the ALS foundation
• only owns one pair of Converse
• knows all the words to Monster by Eminem and Rihanna
• spends way too long warming up/stretching before sporting events
• de-ages ten years when he shaves
• doesn’t fully understand fanfic but tells everyone to follow their passion regardless like some dumb motivational speaker
• doesn’t understand technology: started promoting his new facebook page and forgot to actually post a link
• swears too much apparently
• tries to out-sass Ian Bohen; mostly fails
• used to be a gymnast when he was a teenager
• can’t dance
• once heartbreakingly confessed on camera that he missed pizza
• went on a safari and didn’t bother checking his phone
• answers every new piece of information with “No waaaaaaaayyy!”
• awkwardly supports babies’ heads while holding them
• eyebrows too much
• fiercely competitive, even over air hockey or some dumb trivia game
• once grew a mustache and was seen in public
• does backflips 
• posed in a bathtub, showing off his nipples for charity like some hussy
• smiles really wide and then gets self-conscious over his bunny teeth
• remembers fans’ names and asks for copies of their artwork
• does impressions of horny cats as his party piece
• scrunches up his face when he laughs like he’s ashamed of it
• sticks his fingers in his ears when someone talks about game of thrones ARE YOU 5
• naps fucking everywhere
• grandpa hats
• can’t do accents
• makes up headcanons and then throws shade when they’re jossed
• looks annoyingly good in leather
• his butt jiggles
• helps women walk in heels like fucking prince charming with chest hair
• ruined my life